Or maybe she alienated herself when she fetishized being a woman + said that gay marriage is wrong. Just a thought 🤔
caitlyn: i support trump and don’t understand gay marriage
lgbt people: :/
caitlyn: i cannot believe what ellen degeneres has done to me
I never stop Reblogging this.
Wtf is that? A storm elemental?
Ball lightning fuck me all the way up
Excuse me what the fuck is this
you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting
its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity
storm elemental it is
look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous
Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one
what in the heck was that??!
Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!
He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.
They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.
At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA.
At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job.
At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in a trailer.
At age 27, Vincent Van Gogh failed as a missionary and decided to go to art school.
At age 28, J.K. Rowling was a suicidal single parent living on welfare.
At age 28, Wayne Coyne ( from The Flaming Lips) was a fry cook.
At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter.
At age 30, Martha Stewart was a stockbroker.
At age 37, Ang Lee was a stay-at-home-dad working odd jobs.
Julia Child released her first cookbook at age 39, and got her own cooking show at age 51.
Vera Wang failed to make the Olympic figure skating team, didn’t get the Editor-in-Chief position at Vogue, and designed her first dress at age 40.
Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 40.
Alan Rickman gave up his graphic design career and landed his first movie role at age 42.
Samuel L. Jackson didn’t get his first major movie role until he was 46.
Morgan Freeman landed his first major movie role at age 52.
Kathryn Bigelow won the Academy Award for Best Director when she made The Hurt Locker at age 57.
Grandma Moses didn’t begin her painting career until age 76.
Louise Bourgeois didn’t become a famous artist until she was 78.
Whatever your dream is, it is not too late to achieve it. You aren’t a failure because you haven’t found fame and fortune by the age of 21. Hell, it’s okay if you don’t even know what your dream is yet. Even if you’re flipping burgers, waiting tables or answering phones today, you never know where you’ll end up tomorrow.
Never tell yourself you’re too old to make it.
Never tell yourself you missed your chance.
Never tell yourself that you aren’t good enough.
You can do it. Whatever it is.
This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.
Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic.
So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.
You’re supposed to believe that sheep shearing is violent and cruel. There are imbeciles out there that work in an unprofessional manner while shearing, but that’s not the case overall.
Sheep don’t suffer from having their fleece removed.
Left on, the fleece can become a home for fly eggs and the subsequent maggots which can eat the sheep. Chemical treatments are available to prevent that happening. It’s much better for the sheep, the land and the farmer to avoid chemical use.
Don’t be fooled. Wool is a sustainable material, one we should make more and better use of.
Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor
I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed
my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?
taviv ullman:
my brain: cuz u still are.
When he was on Disney channel he went by Ricky Ullman but then later went back to using his unambiguously ethnic Hebrew name and I’ve always thought that was very sexy of him
His name is RAVIV ULLMAN, you’re right, sorry for the typo!
And yes, that caught my attention because i didn’t remembered him by that name, thank you for giving us that sexy information.
i cannot explain why i started laughing uncontrollably.
i lost my shit at “who’s turning christmas”
WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS?
the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic
The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point
fuck pewdiepie subscribe to jablinski games
KEEP GOING
yes, swallow that sweet sanitized mainstream content major corporations can safely put their ads on instead of supporting independent content creators
Awfully fast for 1mil. I wonder how many are bots because this really does seem suspect.
jack black being puppeteered by a reptilian: how do you do fellow children?
y'all: yasssss queen.
ARE YALL LIKE??????????? OKAY???????????????? DO YOU NEED HELP IS THIS A CRY FOR HELP
jack black: *is a well known, likeable person who makes good music and has fun and people love him for it, makes a gaming channel so he can have fun with his son*
y’all dumbass motherfuckers: it’s bots and he’s also a lizard man and subscribing to him instead of pewdiepie is feeding into corporations
its the antisemitism
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